Liberty Mountain---Less than a year from the day that Liberty Mountain declared itself autonomous, President Caner is again making headlines.
"Censorship is a big problem." Ergun states, "Net Finney just wasn't doing the trick anymore. It guards against and filters specific websites but..." Ergun trails off at this point. A saddened look enters his eyes. "But when you're kids search for this stuff, they find ways around any filter. It's an addiction" He adds.
President Caner himself rooted out 47 students, 3 professors, and 20 other assorted faculty and staff, who were struggling with the same addiction.
One anonymous professor says, "I couldn't help myself. I found myself smuggling the books in and reading them at night. I found my way around filters with the help of some of my students...I can't believe I pulled them into this." The professor, looks away as shame fills his eyes "Was it enough that I was reading Piper two to three hours a night?? That I was smuggling in Calvinist doctrine for myself?! And those kids...They're long gone by now...addicted. R.C. Sproul, John Piper, Calvin, Augustine, Paul"
He stops to weep"I can remember every word I read, every book cover, and biography." He wipes his tears, "I'm only glad that I can use my experience to help others out of their addictions. If it wasn't for Caner...I don't konw. I'd be a 5-pointer, but now...now I choose not to."
Despite the fact that Caner has rooted out so many 'closet calvinists', as they've been known as, there are countless others still reading illicit materials.
"There's only so much that President Caner can do." Chancellor of Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. says, "Thankfully, he's passing laws as we speak that will enable this problem to be solved."
Just what kind of laws are being passed? Last thursday, Ergun Caner had a phone conference with the public relations office of Google.
"I'm really excited that Google will help us. This will be a big help." Caner said.Google has agreed to censor 1000+ words in the Liberty Mountain region. Starting last week, even if someone has found a way around "Net Finney, any website containing the words Calvin, Augustine, Paul, Sproul, Washer, Reformed, Piper, Spurgeon, Anti-Arminianism, predestined, election, Romans 9, Soveriegnty of God, Soveriegn, Doctrines of Grace, Grace, Effectual, and literally hundreds of others will cause the search to time out and will yield no results.
"What I'm really excited about," Caner said "Is when someone searches for any of these words in google, it will automatically redirect them to John 3:16 in our online Liberty Study Bible and Caner Commentary."
This move, heralded as "The Hell-firewall" by many, isn't the least of the measures taken by the President and his security force.
"We're not really supposed to be talking about this," an anonymous Liberty Mountain Import/Export agent told us, "But at our new book store, we're really strict on what's allowed. No Piper, Sproul, Spurgeon...Nothing of the sort. Some of the students have smuggled them in and have started a black market operation with them."
"You want Piper? Oh, I got Piper!" and anonymous black marketeer crowed, holding up copy of Desiring God, "And for $100 it can be yours!"
"The addiction has nearly been stamped out." Caner nods as he speaks, "Even now we have agents in the deepest level of their groups, waiting to take and rehabilitate."
Some wonder how far he'll go and if maybe censoring the Bible won't be his next objective.
One anonymous student says, "I'm pretty sure I got a look at his Bible one day...I didn't see a whole lot of Romans...or Ephesians. I think that was the new Liberty Study Bible."
Part 1 of a 2 Part Series
"Censorship is a big problem." Ergun states, "Net Finney just wasn't doing the trick anymore. It guards against and filters specific websites but..." Ergun trails off at this point. A saddened look enters his eyes. "But when you're kids search for this stuff, they find ways around any filter. It's an addiction" He adds.
President Caner himself rooted out 47 students, 3 professors, and 20 other assorted faculty and staff, who were struggling with the same addiction.
One anonymous professor says, "I couldn't help myself. I found myself smuggling the books in and reading them at night. I found my way around filters with the help of some of my students...I can't believe I pulled them into this." The professor, looks away as shame fills his eyes "Was it enough that I was reading Piper two to three hours a night?? That I was smuggling in Calvinist doctrine for myself?! And those kids...They're long gone by now...addicted. R.C. Sproul, John Piper, Calvin, Augustine, Paul"
He stops to weep"I can remember every word I read, every book cover, and biography." He wipes his tears, "I'm only glad that I can use my experience to help others out of their addictions. If it wasn't for Caner...I don't konw. I'd be a 5-pointer, but now...now I choose not to."
Despite the fact that Caner has rooted out so many 'closet calvinists', as they've been known as, there are countless others still reading illicit materials.
"There's only so much that President Caner can do." Chancellor of Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. says, "Thankfully, he's passing laws as we speak that will enable this problem to be solved."
Just what kind of laws are being passed? Last thursday, Ergun Caner had a phone conference with the public relations office of Google.
"I'm really excited that Google will help us. This will be a big help." Caner said.Google has agreed to censor 1000+ words in the Liberty Mountain region. Starting last week, even if someone has found a way around "Net Finney, any website containing the words Calvin, Augustine, Paul, Sproul, Washer, Reformed, Piper, Spurgeon, Anti-Arminianism, predestined, election, Romans 9, Soveriegnty of God, Soveriegn, Doctrines of Grace, Grace, Effectual, and literally hundreds of others will cause the search to time out and will yield no results.
"What I'm really excited about," Caner said "Is when someone searches for any of these words in google, it will automatically redirect them to John 3:16 in our online Liberty Study Bible and Caner Commentary."
This move, heralded as "The Hell-firewall" by many, isn't the least of the measures taken by the President and his security force.
"We're not really supposed to be talking about this," an anonymous Liberty Mountain Import/Export agent told us, "But at our new book store, we're really strict on what's allowed. No Piper, Sproul, Spurgeon...Nothing of the sort. Some of the students have smuggled them in and have started a black market operation with them."
"You want Piper? Oh, I got Piper!" and anonymous black marketeer crowed, holding up copy of Desiring God, "And for $100 it can be yours!"
"The addiction has nearly been stamped out." Caner nods as he speaks, "Even now we have agents in the deepest level of their groups, waiting to take and rehabilitate."
Some wonder how far he'll go and if maybe censoring the Bible won't be his next objective.
One anonymous student says, "I'm pretty sure I got a look at his Bible one day...I didn't see a whole lot of Romans...or Ephesians. I think that was the new Liberty Study Bible."
Part 1 of a 2 Part Series
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